1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. (I'M WATCHING YOU!!!!1 DDDDD< )

1. "Whose motorcycle is this?"
"It's a chopper, baby."
"Who's chopper is this?"
"It's Zed's, baby."
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Pulp Fiction

2. "Hey kid, what's eatin' ya?"
"Nothing, he at the top of the food chain!"
The Lion King (answered by and )

3. "You know, there's a funny thing about people who carry knifes: they get SHOT!"
Deathproof

4. "Ever since Ken died, I'm like a lost canary that has lost it's song."
"You sing all the time!"
Tokyo Godfathers

5. "I wanna speak to a grown-up!"
"All grown-ups are pirates!"
"Huh?"
"We kill pirates."
"Well, I am NOT a pirate. It just so happens that I am a lawyer."
"...KILL THE LAWYER!!!"
"KILL THE LAWYER!!!!!!!"
"I'm not that kinda lawyer!!!"
Hook

6. "I...I can't believe this. I'm in love with a talented, wonderful, young duke!"
"Oh, I'm not a duke. I'm a writer"
*music fades*
"......what?"
Moulin Rouge (answered by )

7. "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass on an ant hill, and I'm the ant! He could help me if he wanted to, but he'd rater just burn off my feelers, and watch me SQUIRM!!!"
Bruce Almighty

8. "Where is the Beadle? He said he'd be here! 'Before the week is out,' he said!"
"Who says the week's out? It's only Tuesday."
Sweeney Todd (answered by )

9. "My parakeet Peetie. He's dead."
"Oh... oh man, I'm sorry! What happened?"
"His head fell off!"
"His head fell off?!"
"Yeah, he was pretty old."
Dumb and Dumber

10. "Hey...you okay?"
"I'm just Cherry."
Planet Terror (answered by )

11. "I am not the Mesiah, do you understand?! I am NOT the Mesiah! HONESTLY!!!
"Only the true Mesiah denies his divinity!"
"What sorta chance does that give me?! Okay, fine, I AM the Mesiah!"
"He is! He is the Mesiah!!!"
"Now FUCK OFF!!!"
"................how do you want us to fuck off, Lord?"
Monty Python: The Life of Brian

12. "Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard."
"I'm here to find the man I love."
"..........I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea."
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest (answered by )

13. "Ooh, what happened Sawyer? Step on a crack?"
"Walked under a ladder? Break a mirror?"
"Have you looked in one lately?"
"Heh, no, a cat crossed my path!"
Cats Don't Dance(answered by )

14. "He lives up with his mum and his sister."
"And are they as big as he is?"
"Who?"
"The mum and the sister."
"Same person!"
Hot Fuzz (answered by )

15. "For the last time, it was NOT a kiss."
"Well, whatever you call it, it was DEESGUSTING. If you had listened and took me back to the palace in the first place, we all could've been spared your little 'kiss of life'!"
The Emperor's New Groove

16. "I'm sorry, I can't eat that. He used his 'hands'...I don't think it's sanitary."
Edward Scissorhands

17. "Diane, look after my mum! David, kill the Queen!"
"What?!"
"The jukebox!"
Shawn of the Dead

18. "You remember that little voice? Well, let's pretend for a second that you actually have one. Now, what does it say about Chel?"
"*sexy growl*"
"NO."
The Road to El Dorado (answered by )

19. "I bought a car...turned out to be an alien robot...who knew?"
Transformers (answered by )

20. "These sausages are moldy!"
"Shut up and drink your gin!"
Oliver! (1969 musical)

A very nice job to Lissa-chan for getting most of them right! If anybody else wants to try this out, feel free to post it in your journal! :3